Friday, February 12, 2010

Joey Porter BACK with the Dolphins!

By Ronn Burner • on February 12, 2010

Holy crap! Paul McCartney had less difficulty breaking away clean from Heather Mills than the Dolphins are having splitting from Joey Porter. About an hour or so ago I posted that as a shock to no one the Dolphins finally expedited the inevitable and cut Porter thus making him a free agent sparing the Fins the $4.6 million he was set to receive on March 7th.

Adam Schefter of ESPN has reported that due to League rules the Dolphins releasing of Porter prior to March 5th actually would count against their 2009 salary cap thus forcing him back onto the Dolphins roster until then. Apparently Miami only has $4.2 million in cap space and the move would have triggered a $4.8 million hit.

My initial thought was “Wow! How on earth are we that stupid?” Not one person in the entire organization was aware of this? In all the years that Bill Parcells and Jeff Ireland have been in this league this has never been something that has previously come up? Just when things seem to be looking so good for Miami and after so many fortuitous things have fallen our way, umm hello Mike Nolan, then we go ahead and do something like this that makes us look completely incompetent. We are stupid or at best we “look” stupid.

That was my original thought until NFL whispers began stirring that Miami may have done this intentionally. On purpose? Huh? Well, it would certainly make more sense since you absolutely know that Bill Parcells either knew the rule himself or has people that do to not let this happen publicly. The genius behind it lies in the fact that by making an announcement that we are realeasing Porter knowing full well that the League would step in and prevent it from happening until March 5th. Doesn’t matter, the rest of the NFL is now aware that Porter is a certainty to be cut on that date thus giving any interested team three full weeks to pick up the phone and start proposing trades to the Dolphins to obtain him and his current contract rather than risking not getting him signed in a Free Agency bidding war or his desire to play elsewhere. In essence, we have nothing to lose. We’re cutting him anyway so may as well dangle him like a carrot and see if we can get any bites and get something, anything, in return while publicly embarrassing as slight as it may be in the process.

Turns out we’re brilliant!

The Dolphins just released this statement after I wrote the above content. “The release of Joey Porter was determined to be an invalid termination, therefore at this time, Porter reverts back to the Miami Dolphins roster.”

Joey Porter Released.

By Ronn Burner • on February 12, 2010

The Miami Dolphins released Joey Porter today. If this move comes as a surprise to you then I don’t have the heart to tell you **SPOILER ALERT** Conan O’Brien is no longer hosting The Tonight Show.

Porter was going to be owed $4.6 million had he reamined on the Dolphins roster beyond March 7th but it was all but a foregone conclusion that he was going to be cut even before his ridiculously immature bashing of the Dolphins that still employed him. The best part is Porter will never get the money elswhere he would have received here but his monumental ego and even bigger mouth not only sealed his fate in Miami but most likely even lowered the paltry amount he was hoping to make.

As I said in another article, I will always remember and appreciate the Joey Porter that terrorized quarterbacks in 2008 for us but other than Ted Ginn packing his bags I couldn’t be happier about a guy leaving town. When you alienate those that once adored you, the love fest quickly turns to pure detest.

Gibril Wilson has been understandably silent and I can respect that but I also wouldn’t advise going grocery shopping just yet either. I suspect he’s next. And then there will be one.