How do you feel about Dolphins Stadium's New Name?

I’ll tell you how I feel about the new name of Dolphins Stadium, LandShark Stadium. It’s stupid in every possible way. It gives us such an identity crisis. We are Dolphins, not Sharks. They live in the water not on land. Dolphins kill sharks. Dolphins are intelligent and sharks are not. Dolphins are mammals and sharks are not. It’s just stupid. There will be jokes far and wide about this and nothing we can do to defend ourselves. How’s this for home field intimidation… as if our colors aren’t frightening enough the Dolphins welcome you to LandShark Stadium and will now be running through the tunnel taking the field to “Cheeseburger in Paradise” with our GM’s nickname Tuna. May as well call it “The Fish Tank”. A Cher Billboard would be more intimidating… and less embarrassing.

Ps… I kinda like “The Fish Tank”.